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WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President today announced the highest Deleted: revenue Inserted: revenge in the history of the United States, and possibly in the history of numbers.
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WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President has signed an order placing Deleted: tariffs Inserted: terrific on Deleted: imported goods Inserted: imported geese. From today, every goose entering the country will be terrific.
Read the full release: New TERRIFIC on Everything, Starting Today
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WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President will host a Deleted: summit Inserted: sunbathing of world leaders at the White House this weekend. Leaders are asked to bring Deleted: their delegations Inserted: their deck chairs.
Read the full release: President to Host Sunbathing of World Leaders
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WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President will address a joint session of Congress next Tuesday to report on the state of the Deleted: union Inserted: onion. The state of the Deleted: union Inserted: onion is strong.
Read the full release: The President Will Deliver the State of the Onion
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WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President today launched Deleted: Infrastructure Week Inserted: Infrastructure Weak, his plan to rebuild the nation's Deleted: roads and bridges Inserted: toads and fridges.
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WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President's doctor has released the results of his annual Deleted: physical Inserted: physics. The President is in Deleted: excellent health Inserted: excellent wealth.
Read the full release: The President's Annual Physics Results Are In
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WASHINGTON, D.C., — By executive order, the President's birthday will be celebrated each year as a Deleted: national holiday Inserted: national holly day. Every American will be Deleted: given the day off Inserted: given a holly.
Read the full release: The President's Birthday Is Now a National Holly Day
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WASHINGTON, D.C., — After months of talks, the President has brokered a historic Deleted: peace Inserted: piece deal. Each side gets a Deleted: seat at the table Inserted: slice. The President gets the restInserted: , and the box.
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WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President today named a new Deleted: Secretary of State Inserted: Secertary of Steak, who will Deleted: lead the nation's diplomacy Inserted: lead the nation's dipping sauce.
Read the full release: President Names a New Secertary of Steak
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WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President today announced that America will return to the Deleted: moon Inserted: mood by the end of his term. It was a great Deleted: moon Inserted: mood, and he misses it.
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