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DONNY'S WISDOM

Inspirational quotes from the mind of Little Donny. Each one a gem. Each one tremendous.

Words to Live By

31 pieces of wisdom. Each one tested on Donny. He loved them.

  • Wisdom No. 02

    “I've never made a mistake. Only discoveries that others weren't ready for.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 03

    “The ocean? Big fan. Huge. Very wet, which many people don't realize.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 04

    “I'm not saying I'm a genius, but my IQ is probably the highest. Probably.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 05

    “I don't read books. I absorb them. Through my hands. My very normal-sized hands.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 06

    “Failure is just success that hasn't apologized to me yet.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 07

    “I once looked at the sun and it looked away first.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 08

    “They wanted to put me on money, but I said 'Let's not make the other presidents jealous.'”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 09

    “I'm very humble. Probably the most humble person you've ever met.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 10

    “Exercise? I get my exercise from winning.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 11

    “I don't need Google. Google needs me.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 12

    “Sleep is for people who aren't winning.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 13

    “I taught a fish to walk. It didn't want to, but I was very persuasive.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 14

    “My reflection asks ME for advice.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 15

    “I once won a debate with myself. We both agreed I was right.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 16

    “The weather changes because I allow it.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 17

    “I'm not rich. I'm Donny. There's a difference. Donny is better.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 18

    “People say I'm controversial. I say I'm just right. All the time.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 19

    “I don't make predictions. I make spoilers.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 20

    “History is just things that happened before I got there.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 21

    “When I walk into a room, the room gets better. Ask the room.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 22

    “I speak all languages. They just sound like English when I speak them.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 23

    “My handshake has healing properties. Many people have said this.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 24

    “I don't have a type. Every type is my type because I'm tremendous.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 25

    “Time zones were invented because the world couldn't handle Donny being awake everywhere at once.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 26

    “I've never lost an argument. I've just let others feel like they won. I'm generous like that.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 27

    “My hair is not just hair. It's a lifestyle. A movement. A way of being.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 28

    “When I give advice, it's not advice. It's a gift. A tremendous gift.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 29

    “I don't have bad days. I have character-building opportunities for everyone else.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 30

    “The alphabet starts with 'A' but it should start with 'D' for Donny. I've been saying this for years.”
    — Little Donny

  • Wisdom No. 31

    “A lot of people ask me, 'Donny, who's your favorite person?' And I say, 'Mike.' Not even close. He's tremendous. The most favorite. Nobody has ever been more favorite than Mike, believe me.”
    — Little Donny

Donny's Promise

"I promise that every piece of wisdom on this page is 100% guaranteed to be words. Tremendous words. The best words. If you follow my advice, you will either succeed or learn something. One of those two things. That's my guarantee."

— Little Donny, Wisdom Expert