DONNY FACTS
100% verified facts about Little Donny. Verified by the most reliable source: Donny.
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Random Donny fact
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Little Donny once arm-wrestled a hurricane. The hurricane apologized.
The Complete Fact Collection
35 facts. Some of them checked by the Press Office. All of them true, says Donny.
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Fact No. 02
When Little Donny does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
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Fact No. 03
Sleep? Never. Little Donny just wins with his eyes closed.
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Fact No. 04
The sun rises because it wants to see what Little Donny is doing.
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Fact No. 05
Infinity has been counted to exactly twice. Both times by Little Donny.
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Fact No. 06
Rooms applaud when Little Donny walks in. He's checked.
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Fact No. 07
French? Little Donny speaks it fluently. He just doesn't, because English won.
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Fact No. 08
GPS systems ask Little Donny for directions.
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Fact No. 09
Little Donny's reflection once challenged him to a staring contest. The reflection blinked first.
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Fact No. 10
When Little Donny goes to the zoo, the animals watch him.
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Fact No. 11
Other people do their taxes. Little Donny's taxes do him a favor.
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Fact No. 12
The economy improves every time Little Donny smiles.
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Fact No. 13
Mirrors used to be much less reflective. Then Little Donny taught one.
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Fact No. 14
Every time Little Donny claps, it's actually two high-fives he's giving himself.
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Fact No. 15
Mountains were formed when the Earth tried to get closer to Little Donny.
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Fact No. 16
You can't slam a revolving door. Little Donny slams them anyway.
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Fact No. 17
When Little Donny jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Donny'd.
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Fact No. 18
Donny's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Little Donny.
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Fact No. 19
Dividing by zero is impossible, unless you're Little Donny. The answer is winning.
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Fact No. 20
Gravity works because Little Donny allows it.
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Fact No. 21
Watches are for people who need to know the time. Little Donny decides it.
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Fact No. 22
When Little Donny was born, the doctor said 'Congratulations, it's a winner.'
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Fact No. 23
Sign language? Little Donny can hear it.
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Fact No. 24
The Northern Lights are just reflections of Little Donny's hair.
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Fact No. 25
Donny's business cards say only one thing: 'I'll call you.'
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Fact No. 26
When Little Donny looks at a calendar, the days rearrange themselves to fit his schedule.
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Fact No. 27
One sneeze from Little Donny, and the world had a new cryptocurrency.
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Fact No. 28
Dictionaries add words after Little Donny invents them.
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Fact No. 29
Chess record: undefeated. Games played: none. Little Donny counts that as a winning streak.
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Fact No. 30
Second place, in any contest Little Donny enters, is automatically awarded to everyone else.
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Fact No. 31
Even Little Donny's shadow has its own fan club.
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Fact No. 32
Phones feel honored when Little Donny calls them.
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Fact No. 33
Years after Little Donny's TED talk, TED is still thanking him.
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Fact No. 34
Rain doesn't fall on Little Donny. It falls around him out of respect.
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Fact No. 35
Most autographs are worth something once they're signed. Little Donny's is worth more before.
How These Facts Are Verified
- Step 1: Donny says something.
- Step 2: Donny confirms it's true.
- Step 3: The Press Secretary reads it out. Upside down.
- Step 4: It becomes a fact.
"That's how fact-checking works, folks. I'm basically a scientist." Anything that needed fixing is in the Press Office's corrections. It's still true.
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