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KATIE'S TELEPROMPTER

The President's speeches, on the big screen. His press secretary reads every word on it. Every word.

The teleprompter

  1. Good morning, and welcome.
  2. The President has asked me to say a few words.
  3. [SMILE]
  4. This is the finest ribbon ever cut.
  5. The scissors were gold. Very expensive scissors.
  6. [SLOW DOWN]
  7. The President cut it himself, in one try.
  8. Experts said it would take two tries.
  9. [LOOK UP]
  10. Thank you, and God bless this ribbon.
  11. END OF TEXT

What Katie read out loud

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

  1. Good morning, and welcome.
  2. The President has asked me to say a few words.
  3. [SMILE]
  4. This is the finest ribbon ever cut.
  5. The scissors were gold. Very expensive scissors. [SLOW DOWN]
  6. The President cut it himself, in one try.
  7. Experts said it would take two tries.
  8. [LOOK UP]
  9. Thank you, and God bless this ribbon.
  10. End of text.
  11. End of text, end of text, end of…

Perfect. Not one mistake. The ribbon loved it. D.

Want to ask her something? Ask the Press Secretary. Or see her at the podium in the Briefing Room.

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.