The Adventures of Little DonnyTremendous travel dispatches and winning from the most interesting person in the world. Everyone agrees.https://trump.porn/en-usHow I Single-Handedly Saved the Eiffel Towerhttps://trump.porn/adventures/eiffel-tower/https://trump.porn/adventures/eiffel-tower/It was leaning. Nobody noticed except me. I straightened it with confidence and a firm handshake.Thu, 15 Jun 2023 00:00:00 GMTMy Perfect Phone Call With the Popehttps://trump.porn/adventures/pope-phone-call/https://trump.porn/adventures/pope-phone-call/The Pope called me. Or I called him. Someone called someone. It was perfect either way.Sat, 22 Apr 2023 00:00:00 GMTLittle Donny's Guide to Negotiating: I Always Winhttps://trump.porn/adventures/negotiating-guide/https://trump.porn/adventures/negotiating-guide/The secret? Never lose. It's that simple. I've never lost a negotiation. Not once.Fri, 10 Mar 2023 00:00:00 GMTThe Time I Taught the Japanese About Sushihttps://trump.porn/adventures/sushi-lesson/https://trump.porn/adventures/sushi-lesson/They were doing it wrong. All of them. For centuries. I showed them the correct way.Tue, 28 Feb 2023 00:00:00 GMTNobody Knows More About the Pyramids Than Mehttps://trump.porn/adventures/pyramids/https://trump.porn/adventures/pyramids/They're in Pakistan, by the way. A lot of people don't know that. I discovered this.Sun, 15 Jan 2023 00:00:00 GMTWhen I Fixed the Economy of a Small European Countryhttps://trump.porn/adventures/european-economy/https://trump.porn/adventures/european-economy/I bought a pastry there once. The economy immediately improved. Coincidence? I think not.Thu, 01 Dec 2022 00:00:00 GMTMy Secret Meeting With the Queenhttps://trump.porn/adventures/queen-meeting/https://trump.porn/adventures/queen-meeting/She waved at me from a bus. I waved back. That's diplomacy. High-level diplomacy.Thu, 20 Oct 2022 00:00:00 GMT