The Press Office
THE PRINTER OR THE SHREDDER
Type a headline about Donny. If it's nice, Natalie prints it. If it isn't, she shreds it.
Natalie needs JavaScript on to read your headline. Until then, she's shredding everything, to be safe.
Donny's Print Office
Director of Printing: N. Sharpie
- ACCURACY
- 100%
- NICENESS
- ★★★★★
- STATUS
- TRUE (PRINTED)
If it's printed, it's true.
Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.