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Watch from the beginning: Episode 1

  • Episode 7 1 minute 9 seconds

    The Mop's First Press Conference

    The new Press Secretary (Acting) takes questions. It answers none of them. Later that day, Donny turns on the TV.

    Transcript
    1. Reporter: Mr. Mop! Mr. Mop! Is it true the President's whole schedule is just lunch?
    2. Reporter: Mr. Mop, any comment on Katie?
    3. Stephen Smiller: Shhh. Don't tell anyone. The Mop… works for me.
    4. Pete Kegsbreath: The Mop has been read in on every war plan. Finally, someone on this team who doesn't leak. It absorbs.
    5. Natalie Sharpie: I printed 4,000 copies of the Mop's statement! They're blank. It's a perfect statement.
    6. Little Marco: Should I answer? I'm also the Mop's spokesman. Hold on! Water?
    7. Little Donny: The Mop has done tremendous work. No mistakes. Not one. Nobody's ever seen a mop like it.
    8. Katie Saccharia: Hi, it's Katie, live from the news desk! Our top story tonight: a local man got a new mailbox. It's beige. We'll have team coverage at eleven!
    9. Little Donny: Who is that? She's fantastic. Somebody hire her.

  • Episode 6 1 minute 9 seconds

    Katie's Last Briefing

    Katie Saccharia reads today's statement to the press. Halfway through, she finds out who it's about.

    Transcript
    1. Katie Saccharia: Good morning, everybody! Today's statement. The White House announces that Katie Saccharia… is… no longer… Press Secretary. Oh! That's me!
    2. Pete Kegsbreath: Sorry, Katie. Donny said. I just push the button.
    3. Little Donny: Katie was tremendous. Read every word. Some of them right side up. But we found someone better.
    4. Stephen Smiller: The Mop never talks back. Perfect. Yesss.
    5. Natalie Sharpie: I printed 4,000 farewell cards! They all say: Welcome, Mop.
    6. R.F. Kale Jr.: The worm wants you to know… he's very sad.
    7. Little Marco: Should I be Press Secretary too? I'm already six other things. No? The Mop got it.
    8. Linda McMayhem: We'll miss you, Katie! You were the A1 of press secretaries!
    9. Katie Saccharia: Thanks, everybody! I'll miss reading to you. Some of you… right side up!
    10. Little Donny: Any questions for the Mop?
    Next: Episode 7, The Mop's First Press Conference

  • Episode 5 1 minute 1 second

    The Official Team Photo

    Natalie tries to take the official cabinet photo. One, two, three… and then everyone has a reason.

    Transcript
    1. Natalie Sharpie: Official cabinet photo! Big smiles. One… two… three!
    2. Pete Kegsbreath: Sorry. Push-up number 12. Then a nap.
    3. R.F. Kale Jr.: Cold plunge ran long. The jeans take a while to dry.
    4. Little Marco: Which job is the photo for? Hold on. Water.
    5. Stephen Smiller: Nobody photographs the Binder. Yesss.
    6. Katie Saccharia: Okay everybody, say cheese! Wait… the card is upside down. Everybody say… upside-down cheese!
    7. Linda McMayhem: Everybody say A1!
    8. Little Donny: Just take one of me. That's the photo.
    9. Natalie Sharpie: Perfect! Printing 4,000 copies!
    Next: Episode 6, Katie's Last Briefing

  • Episode 4 1 minute 16 seconds

    The Group Chat

    Pete opens the War Room chat for the weekend's plans. Then he adds you.

    Transcript
    1. Pete Kegsbreath: OK team. War Room is live. Plans for the weekend… of War.
    2. Little Donny: I'll bring the cheeseburgers. The best ones. Nobody has better cheeseburgers.
    3. R.F. Kale Jr.: I'll bring raw milk and a tub of ice. And my jeans. The worm is bringing a towel.
    4. Natalie Sharpie: Printed the plans. 400 copies. Shredded 399. The last one is in Katie's hand.
    5. Katie Saccharia: Reading the plans out loud now: "DO NOT FORWARD." Love that. Forwarding!
    6. Stephen Smiller: Shhh. Nobody reads the schedule. We wrote it anyway. Yesss.
    7. Pete Kegsbreath: Push-ups at 0600. Hydration station at 0601. Nap at 0602.
    8. You: (in the chat) hi everyone!
    9. Pete Kegsbreath: Wait. Who added this person?
    10. Little Marco: As group chat admin (acting), I can remove them. Also as archivist. Hold on. Water.
    11. Little Donny: Not me. I only add winners.
    12. Pete Kegsbreath: Remove them.
    Next: Episode 5, The Official Team Photo

  • Episode 3 1 minute 26 seconds

    The Cabinet Meeting

    Donny goes around the table. Everyone reports what they did this week, and who made it possible.

    Transcript
    1. Little Donny: First cabinet meeting. Go around the table. Tell me what you accomplished, and who made it possible.
    2. Katie Saccharia: I held 40 press briefings. I read every word. Some of them right side up. Only because of you, sir.
    3. Natalie Sharpie: I printed 4,000 nice things about you this week, and every single one is true. You made that easy, sir.
    4. Stephen Smiller: I wrote 99 executive orders. Nobody has read them. Not even you, sir. That was your idea. Brilliant. Yes!
    5. Pete Kegsbreath: Sir, I renamed the cafeteria. It's the Cafeteria of War now. I did twelve push-ups, then a nap. All your vision, sir.
    6. R.F. Kale Jr.: I took a cold plunge in jeans. The worm says it was your idea, sir.
    7. The Worm: Not my idea! I'm doing my best in here!
    8. Little Marco: I did six jobs today. Seven. Hold on, which one is this? Anyway, you gave me all of them, sir.
    9. Linda McMayhem: I put A1 in every classroom. The kids are learning so much. Mostly about A1. Your vision, sir!
    10. Little Donny: Tremendous! Everything they did? Me. Nobody's ever seen a meeting like it.
    Next: Episode 4, The Group Chat

  • Episode 2 19 seconds

    Meet the Team

    Donny introduces the best people. All of them, in one breath.

    Transcript
    1. Little Donny: Folks, meet my team. The best people. Katie. Natalie. Smiller. Pete. Kale. Little Marco. Linda. Tremendous. Bring your tie.
    Next: Episode 3, The Cabinet Meeting

  • Episode 1 16 seconds

    Live from the Oval Office

    Donny has been to a lot of websites. This one is different. People are crying.

    Transcript
    1. Little Donny: Folks, I've been to a lot of websites. Tremendous websites. The best. But my website? Nobody's ever seen anything like it. People are crying. Big, strong people. Go there now. Bring your tie.
    Next: Episode 2, Meet the Team