Episode 4 1 minute 16 seconds
The Group Chat
Pete opens the War Room chat for the weekend's plans. Then he adds you.
Transcript
- Pete Kegsbreath: OK team. War Room is live. Plans for the weekend… of War.
- Little Donny: I'll bring the cheeseburgers. The best ones. Nobody has better cheeseburgers.
- R.F. Kale Jr.: I'll bring raw milk and a tub of ice. And my jeans. The worm is bringing a towel.
- Natalie Sharpie: Printed the plans. 400 copies. Shredded 399. The last one is in Katie's hand.
- Katie Saccharia: Reading the plans out loud now: "DO NOT FORWARD." Love that. Forwarding!
- Stephen Smiller: Shhh. Nobody reads the schedule. We wrote it anyway. Yesss.
- Pete Kegsbreath: Push-ups at 0600. Hydration station at 0601. Nap at 0602.
- You: (in the chat) hi everyone!
- Pete Kegsbreath: Wait. Who added this person?
- Little Marco: As group chat admin (acting), I can remove them. Also as archivist. Hold on. Water.
- Little Donny: Not me. I only add winners.
- Pete Kegsbreath: Remove them.