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Episode 4 1 minute 16 seconds

The Group Chat

Pete opens the War Room chat for the weekend's plans. Then he adds you.

Transcript
  1. Pete Kegsbreath: OK team. War Room is live. Plans for the weekend… of War.
  2. Little Donny: I'll bring the cheeseburgers. The best ones. Nobody has better cheeseburgers.
  3. R.F. Kale Jr.: I'll bring raw milk and a tub of ice. And my jeans. The worm is bringing a towel.
  4. Natalie Sharpie: Printed the plans. 400 copies. Shredded 399. The last one is in Katie's hand.
  5. Katie Saccharia: Reading the plans out loud now: "DO NOT FORWARD." Love that. Forwarding!
  6. Stephen Smiller: Shhh. Nobody reads the schedule. We wrote it anyway. Yesss.
  7. Pete Kegsbreath: Push-ups at 0600. Hydration station at 0601. Nap at 0602.
  8. You: (in the chat) hi everyone!
  9. Pete Kegsbreath: Wait. Who added this person?
  10. Little Marco: As group chat admin (acting), I can remove them. Also as archivist. Hold on. Water.
  11. Little Donny: Not me. I only add winners.
  12. Pete Kegsbreath: Remove them.
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