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Donny knows about business, science, art, cooking, diplomacy, and whatever else you ask about. He graduated from Little Donny University. Top of the class. He was the class.
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Welcome! I'm Little Donny, and I have all the answers. The best answers. Ask me anything—business, life, relationships, cooking—I'm an expert in everything. Many people say I'm the most knowledgeable person they've ever met. It's true!
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Note: Donny's advice is for entertainment purposes only. Following Donny's advice may result in tremendous success or tremendous other things. Results not guaranteed. By anyone. Ever.
Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.
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Even if he doesn't know, he'll answer like he does. That's the Donny way.
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Many people have asked Donny questions. All of them are now winners. Source: Donny.