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The Adventures of Little Donny

Starring Little Donny and his Press Secertary

The official website of Little Donny: tremendous adventures, wisdom nobody asked for, and a new press secretary who reads every word on the card.

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Donny's Big,
Beautiful Budget

Your money. My ideas. Everybody wins. Mostly me.

Department of Tremendous Spending

Budget request No. 0001 · Paid for by: you

The project

A 24-karat gold escalator to nowhere, installed in every national park.

Cost to taxpayers

$2.8 billion

Who asked for it?

Nobody. Not one person. The escalator lobby, maybe.

Donny's justification

“So I can make an entrance anywhere. Even in the woods. The bears love it.”

Your tab this visit: $2.8 billion

Approved
(by me)

Satire. Every number is made up. No taxpayers were harmed, though several were mildly annoyed.

Breaking
PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES RECORD REVENUE. THE RELEASE SAYS REVENGE. | PRESS SECERTARY REPLACED BY A MOP. MOP DECLINES TO COMMENT. | SECRETARY OF EDUCATION PUTS 'A1' IN EVERY CLASSROOM. NOBODY CORRECTS HER. | LITTLE DONNY DISCOVERS NEW COLOR, CALLS IT 'DONNY GOLD' | PRESIDENT IS 6'3", CONFIRMS PRESS OFFICE. THEN 3'6". THEN 'ON A BOX.' | RALLY DRAWS RECORD CROWD OF 100 PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE WHO CAME | ECONOMISTS BAFFLED AS DONNY WINS ECONOMY AGAIN | DONNY WINS ARGUMENT WITH CLOUD, CLOUD APOLOGIZES |

In the Spotlight

Something different every visit. All of it tremendous.

Comic strip · Episode 21

Donny's Cabinet Meeting

The whole cabinet around one table: the Secretary of War doing push-ups, the Secretary of Wellness with no shirt on, and Katie reading the minutes.

Parody. Pete Kegsbreath and R.F. Kale Jr. are fictional cartoon characters.

All the comics

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The newest Little Donny video, and 6 more. Every one a blockbuster. Popcorn not included.

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Episode 7 1 minute 9 seconds

The Mop's First Press Conference

The new Press Secretary (Acting) takes questions. It answers none of them. Later that day, Donny turns on the TV.

Transcript
  1. Reporter: Mr. Mop! Mr. Mop! Is it true the President's whole schedule is just lunch?
  2. Reporter: Mr. Mop, any comment on Katie?
  3. Stephen Smiller: Shhh. Don't tell anyone. The Mop… works for me.
  4. Pete Kegsbreath: The Mop has been read in on every war plan. Finally, someone on this team who doesn't leak. It absorbs.
  5. Natalie Sharpie: I printed 4,000 copies of the Mop's statement! They're blank. It's a perfect statement.
  6. Little Marco: Should I answer? I'm also the Mop's spokesman. Hold on! Water?
  7. Little Donny: The Mop has done tremendous work. No mistakes. Not one. Nobody's ever seen a mop like it.
  8. Katie Saccharia: Hi, it's Katie, live from the news desk! Our top story tonight: a local man got a new mailbox. It's beige. We'll have team coverage at eleven!
  9. Little Donny: Who is that? She's fantastic. Somebody hire her.

Today from the Press Office

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary, on the record. Then on the correction.

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

Explore the Tremendousness

Awards won: all of them. Deals made: over a million. Countries that love him: every single one.

  • Ask Donny

    Ask him anything. He knows everything. Probably.

  • The Press Office

    The Mop, Press Secretary (Acting), and every briefing, press release and correction Katie Saccharia ever gave.

  • Adventures

    Tremendous trips. All true. Some happened.

  • Wisdom

    Words to live by. Mostly his.

  • Facts

    Approved by the Press Office, exactly as the President intended.

  • Recipes

    Fine dining. With ketchup.

  • Comics

    The funny pages. He's the funniest.

  • Dictionary

    Words he invented. Winnering since 1946.

  • Enemies

    The list. It's long. It's getting longer.

  • Awards

    The Trophy Room. He won every one.

  • Deals

    Steaks, an airline, a university. All thriving.

  • News

    DNN, the Donny News Network. All the news. All of it good.

  • The Store

    Merch, joke products and one very soft plush.

  • The Game

    Constitution Defenders: hold off waves of Little Donny heads.

Today's Wisdom

“A lot of people ask me, 'Donny, who's your favorite person?' And I say, 'Mike.' Not even close. He's tremendous. The most favorite. Nobody has ever been more favorite than Mike, believe me.”
— Little Donny
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