Constitution Defenders
Defend democracy from waves of Little Donny heads. Move with ← → or A and D, fire with Space, pause with P. On a phone, use the buttons underbeside the game.
From the Press Office
Mission Briefing
“Your mission: defend the Constitution [PRONOUNCED CON-STI-TOO-SHUN]. Those are not the President’s heads coming down. That’s a welcome party. A very large one. Arrows to move, Space to fire, P to pause. [END OF BRIEFING. DO NOT READ THIS PART.]”
Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary
Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.