Words that Little Donny invented or improved. The official dictionary is still catching up. Winnering since 1946.
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Applausity n.
/uh-PLAWZ-ih-tee/
The amount of clapping a room owes Donny. Always more than it gave.
33 words, and counting. The ones in navy are as pronounced by the Press Secretary. Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character. Parody. Linda McMayhem is a fictional cartoon character.
Artificial intelligence, according to the Secretary of Education. Pairs with Little Donny Steaks.
Example: "Every classroom in America will have A1. Some will have it on the side."
Origin: Taught by the Secretary of Education, at the chalkboard. Nobody has corrected her.
The amount of clapping a room owes Donny. Always more than it gave.
Example: "Wait for the applausity. Keep waiting. Louder."
A tremendous amount. More than big. Bigger than bigly, actually.
Example: "I won bigly. The biggest win anyone has ever seen."
Origin: First said at a rally. Heard bigly ever since.
Intuition, but smarter. What Donny's brain does when it's thinking.
Example: "My brainfeel says this deal is tremendous."
Origin: Felt, not invented. By the brain.
Nobody knows. Donny won't explain. It's important though. Very important.
Example: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
Origin: Posted at midnight. Never deleted from Donny's heart.
To count a crowd generously. Count everyone, then everyone they know, then their dogs.
Example: "We crowdsized it at two million. That's conservative."
Origin: Counted from the stage, with one eye closed.
Describes a deal so good you could eat it. Usually well-done, with ketchup.
Example: "That's a dealicious arrangement. Very tasty. Like a steak."
The opposite of friendship. What you have with stairs and wind.
Example: "My enemyship with ramps is well documented."
Origin: See the Enemies List. All of it.
To explain something bigly. To make simple for lesser minds.
Example: "Let me explainify this to you in terms you'll understand."
Annoyingly accurate. Not a compliment.
Example: "Don't be so factcheckerish. Nobody likes it."
To make something true by saying it confidently. Works every time.
Example: "I will factualize this statement by repeating it three times."
Origin: True because he said so. Twice.
Full of fakeness. Any news that Donny didn't write himself.
Example: "That story is very fakeful. Sad!"
Origin: Coined while reading the news. Then he stopped reading the news.
As pronounced by the Press Secretary
Foreign, as in foreign policy. The card was upside down.
At the podium: "The President's flamingo policy has never been stronger. It stands on one leg."
To make anything better by painting it gold. Works on toilets, planes and fire extinguishers.
Example: "We goldified the whole lobby. Even the exit signs."
Origin: First goldified: a crib, in 1946.
When Donny thinks about something. The result is always correct.
Example: "Through pure intellectualism, I solved the problem instantly."
As pronounced by the Press Secretary
A caucus. Very loud, slightly out of tune, and it agrees with the President.
At the podium: "The kazoo voted unanimously this morning. It was beautiful."
As pronounced by the Press Secretary
Legislation. Many layers. Nobody knows what's in the middle.
At the podium: "The President will sign the lasagna on Friday, with a gold fork."
The art of the deal, basically. Donny wrote the book on it. Literally.
Example: "My negotiosity is unmatched. I always get what I want."
Origin: Negotiated into the language. The language got a bad deal.
Without notes. How Donny speaks, and why the speeches are so long.
Example: "I gave the whole speech notesless. The teleprompter was jealous."
The beginnings of something. The start. The fruit is named after this word.
Example: "We need to look into the oranges of the investigation."
As pronounced by the Press Secretary
A panel of experts, all stacked up, all agreeing with the President.
At the podium: "A pancake of experts has confirmed it: the President is right, with syrup."
Winning before the game starts. Saves everybody a lot of time.
Example: "I did some pre-winning this morning. Very efficient. Very me."
Origin: Invented before he invented it.
To remember something very clearly, especially if it happened the way Donny says.
Example: "I rememberize that golf game perfectly. I won it."
What Donny has. A lot of it. More than Harvard, probably.
Example: "My smartness is genetic. Very good genes."
Strategy, but with more thinking. Three-dimensional strategy.
Example: "My strategery in this deal was flawless. They never saw it coming."
As pronounced by the Press Secretary
The Treasury. Money goes in, and then it goes up.
At the podium: "The trampoline has never been bouncier. Great question."
The quality of being tremendous. Donny has more of this than anyone.
Example: "The tremendosity of this achievement cannot be overstated."
Origin: Measured in Donnys. One Donny is the most there is.
As pronounced by the Press Secretary
Trade, as in a trade deal. Louder than it was on the card.
At the podium: "We've signed the biggest trombone deal in history. You can hear it from here."
Cannot be beaten. Even more than unbeatable, which is a weaker word.
Example: "My record is unbeatenable. It says so in the rules of my game."
Origin: Printed on the box of Little Donny: The Game.
Something so unique even presidents haven't done it. Which is ironic.
Example: "This move is completely unpresidented. In the best way."
Origin: Spelled correctly. The dictionary is wrong.
The state of constant winning that Donny exists in. Others aspire to it.
Example: "My life is pure winfulness. It's exhausting for others to watch."
The act of winning, continuously. Present participle of "to winner."
Example: "I've been winnering since 1946. Can't stop, won't stop."
Origin: Winnering since 1946.
The size of everything Donny does. Bigger than bigness. Much bigger.
Example: "The yugeness of the crowd could be seen from space. I saw it."
"I have the best words. I don't get them. I create them. A vocabulary... tremendist." — Little Donny, winnering since 1946
