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Briefing on the Press

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

Parody. Stephen Smiller is a fictional cartoon character.

Briefing on the Press

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

The President has great respect for the press. [SMILE]

[NOT THAT MUCH]

[STOP SMILING]

[KATIE, STOP]

I'm told that went beautifully.

The script, from Donny's office

The President has great respect for the press.

Some of the press. The ones who say nice things about him.

It DID go beautifully. The smiling was a lot. Very sweet. Too sweet. Is that possible? Apparently. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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