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Briefing on the Golden Escalator

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

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Briefing on the Golden Escalator

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

The President's new golden escalator will be the longest escalator in the history of going up.

It will be paid for by

Card Three: Questions We Don't Take.

So that's who's paying. Next question.

The script, from Donny's office

The President's new golden escalator will be the longest escalator in the history of going up.

It will be paid for by a very beautiful plan, which we'll release in two weeks.

Don't read the card. Don't read the NEXT card. Don't read cards. Just say: two weeks. D.

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Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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