Briefing on the President's Humility
What she read out loud
The President is the most humid person in the world.
Very humid. Nobody has ever been more humid.
He's humid about everything. Even his hair is humid.
He's asked me to say that's exactly what he meant.
The script, from Donny's office
The President is the most humble person in the world.
Very humble. Nobody has ever been more humble.
HUMBLE. The hair is NOT humid. The hair is perfect. Write that down. (Don't write it down.) D.
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