Briefing on the Moon
What she read out loud
The President's name will now be on the moon. Little, silent. Donny, rhymes with "pony."
In gold, pronounced GOLD, not "brass," never brass.
That was very clear. I said every word on the card.
The script, from Donny's office
The President's name will now be on the moon. In gold.
Visible from Earth on a clear night, with a telescope. A big one.
"Little, silent" was for HER. Although. It's a good rule. Make it a law. D.
Printed by Natalie Sharpie
Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.