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Briefing on the Wall of Awards

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

Parody. Stephen Smiller is a fictional cartoon character.

Briefing on the Wall of Awards

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

The President has added three new awards to his wall. [HOLD UP PHOTO]

[PHOTO IS IN THE BLUE FOLDER]

[NOT THAT ONE]

As you can see, this is a lunch menu. He won lunch.

The script, from Donny's office

The President has added three new awards to his wall.

Best President, Best Golfer, and Best at Receiving Awards.

I DID win lunch. But the photo was the gold one. The awards were GOLD. Everything is gold. Look for gold. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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