Episode 6 · ▶ 1:09 1 minute 9 seconds

Katie's Last Briefing

Katie Saccharia reads today's statement to the press. Halfway through, she finds out who it's about.

Transcript

1. Katie Saccharia: Good morning, everybody! Today's statement. The White House announces that Katie Saccharia… is… no longer… Press Secretary. Oh! That's me!
2. Pete Kegsbreath: Sorry, Katie. Donny said. I just push the button.
3. Little Donny: Katie was tremendous. Read every word. Some of them right side up. But we found someone better.
4. Stephen Smiller: The Mop never talks back. Perfect. Yesss.
5. Natalie Sharpie: I printed 4,000 farewell cards! They all say: Welcome, Mop.
6. R.F. Kale Jr.: The worm wants you to know… he's very sad.
7. Little Marco: Should I be Press Secretary too? I'm already six other things. No? The Mop got it.
8. Linda McMayhem: We'll miss you, Katie! You were the A1 of press secretaries!
9. Katie Saccharia: Thanks, everybody! I'll miss reading to you. Some of you… right side up!
10. Little Donny: Any questions for the Mop?

Next: Episode 7, The Mop's First Press Conference