Episode 3 1 minute 26 seconds
The Cabinet Meeting
Donny goes around the table. Everyone reports what they did this week, and who made it possible.
Transcript
- Little Donny: First cabinet meeting. Go around the table. Tell me what you accomplished, and who made it possible.
- Katie Saccharia: I held 40 press briefings. I read every word. Some of them right side up. Only because of you, sir.
- Natalie Sharpie: I printed 4,000 nice things about you this week, and every single one is true. You made that easy, sir.
- Stephen Smiller: I wrote 99 executive orders. Nobody has read them. Not even you, sir. That was your idea. Brilliant. Yes!
- Pete Kegsbreath: Sir, I renamed the cafeteria. It's the Cafeteria of War now. I did twelve push-ups, then a nap. All your vision, sir.
- R.F. Kale Jr.: I took a cold plunge in jeans. The worm says it was your idea, sir.
- The Worm: Not my idea! I'm doing my best in here!
- Little Marco: I did six jobs today. Seven. Hold on, which one is this? Anyway, you gave me all of them, sir.
- Linda McMayhem: I put A1 in every classroom. The kids are learning so much. Mostly about A1. Your vision, sir!
- Little Donny: Tremendous! Everything they did? Me. Nobody's ever seen a meeting like it.