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Office of the Press Secertary

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

President Brokers a Historic Deleted: Peace Inserted: Piece Deal

WASHINGTON, D.C., — After months of talks, the President has brokered a historic Deleted: peace Inserted: piece deal. Each side gets a Deleted: seat at the table Inserted: slice. The President gets the restInserted: , and the box.

"Nobody makes a Deleted: peace Inserted: piece deal like me," the President said. "Extra cheese. Everybody says so."

The deal will be signed at a Deleted: ceremony Inserted: cheesemony on Friday.

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