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Office of the Press Secertary

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

President Names a New Deleted: Secretary of State Inserted: Secertary of Steak

WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President today named a new Deleted: Secretary of State Inserted: Secertary of Steak, who will Deleted: lead the nation's diplomacy Inserted: lead the nation's dipping sauce.

"He's the best Deleted: Secretary Inserted: Secertary we've ever had," said the President. "Deleted: Very experienced. Inserted: Very well done."

Ms. Saccharia said the sign on his door was spelled Deleted: correctly Inserted: exactly like her badge.

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