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Office of the Press Secertary

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

America Will Return to the Deleted: Moon Inserted: Mood

WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President today announced that America will return to the Deleted: moon Inserted: mood by the end of his term. It was a great Deleted: moon Inserted: mood, and he misses it.

The mission will be led by the President, Deleted: from Mission Control Inserted: whose mission is control.

Asked when the Deleted: launch Inserted: lunch would take place, Ms. Saccharia said, "Noon."

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Legal: Approved. Over the moon.

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