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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Deleted: EMBARGOED Inserted: EMBARRASSED UNTIL 6 P.M.

President to Host Deleted: Summit Inserted: Sunbathing of World Leaders

WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President will host a Deleted: summit Inserted: sunbathing of world leaders at the White House this weekend. Leaders are asked to bring Deleted: their delegations Inserted: their deck chairs.

Topics will include Deleted: trade, security and the climate Inserted: tans, sunscreen and the climbing frame. The President will be standing on a box.

Ms. Saccharia said the release was Deleted: not for publication before 6 p.m. Inserted: not for pronunciation before 6 p.m., which is why she read it out at noon.

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Legal: Approved at 6:01 p.m. Retroactively.

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