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Office of the Press Secertary

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

It's Deleted: Infrastructure Week Inserted: Infrastructure Weak

WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President today launched Deleted: Infrastructure Week Inserted: Infrastructure Weak, his plan to rebuild the nation's Deleted: roads and bridges Inserted: toads and fridges.

Every American family will get a Deleted: new bridge Inserted: new fridge. The toads will be rebuilt Deleted: as needed Inserted: as kneaded.

The plan is fully Deleted: funded Inserted: fun.

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