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Office of the Press Secertary

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The President's Annual Deleted: Physical Inserted: Physics Results Are In

WASHINGTON, D.C., — The President's doctor has released the results of his annual Deleted: physical Inserted: physics. The President is in Deleted: excellent health Inserted: excellent wealth.

The doctor confirmed that the President has the Deleted: reflexes Inserted: reflections of a much younger man, and looks at them often.

"Perfect," said Ms. Saccharia. "Deleted: The best results I've ever seen. Inserted: The best results I've ever read."

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