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Office of the Press Secertary

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The President's Birthday Is Now a Deleted: National Holiday Inserted: National Holly Day

WASHINGTON, D.C., — By executive order, the President's birthday will be celebrated each year as a Deleted: national holiday Inserted: national holly day. Every American will be Deleted: given the day off Inserted: given a holly.

Deleted: Banks and post offices will be closed. Inserted: Banks and post offices will be decorated. Gifts may be left at the White House gate.

Ms. Saccharia said she had proofed the order twice, Deleted: carefully Inserted: upside down.

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Legal: Approved. Holly is a gift.

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