Gold Medal Phone Case
$26.00
Stars, stripes and me with my gold medal, on the back of your phone.
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Accessories
"I'm With Donny" Tote
$24.00
I'm with Donny. He said so. A big, strong canvas bag for groceries, books and winning. Holds a lot. Holds more than other totes, which are, frankly, very weak.
Coming soon. The store opens when Donny's payment people finish negotiating.
- Printed to order and shipped by Printful.
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"The Best Golfer I've Never Beaten" Golf Balls
$25.00
Three premium balls with the hair and the tie on every one.
Participation Trophy
$39.00
Everyone's a winner. Mostly me. Two thumbs up on a marble base, for the office, the mantel, or anyone who showed up.