Certificate of Tremendousness
$5.00
Awarded for being almost as great as Donny. A printable certificate, sent by email, ready for your wall, your fridge or your performance review.
Collectibles
Participation Trophy
$39.00
Everyone's a winner. Mostly me. Two thumbs up on a marble base, for the office, the mantel, or anyone who showed up. Showing up is half of winning. I do the other half.
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More tremendous merch
Donny's Deck Playing Cards
$19.00
All aces. Well, not all aces, the printer insisted on the other cards.
Little Donny Plush
$35.00
Very soft. The softest. People hug him and they cry.