Donny's Deck Playing Cards
$19.00
All aces. Well, not all aces, the printer insisted on the other cards.
Digital
Certificate of Tremendousness
$5.00
Awarded for being almost as great as Donny. A printable certificate, sent by email, ready for your wall, your fridge or your performance review. Gold border. Very official.
Coming soon. The store opens when Donny's payment people finish negotiating.
- A printable file, sent by email. Nothing to ship.
- Payments by Stripe. This site never sees your card number.
- Parody merchandise. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any person or campaign.
- Shipping, returns and the rest: the store FAQ.
More tremendous merch
Little Donny Plush
$35.00
Very soft. The softest. People hug him and they cry.
Drain-the-Swamp Plunger
$29.00
The most powerful plunger. Tremendous suction. Nobody has ever plunged like this, believe me.