Golden Swoop Toilet Brush
$27.00
The best brush. Tremendous scrubbing. The bristles are 100% real, everyone says so.
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Drain-the-Swamp Plunger
$29.00
The most powerful plunger. Tremendous suction. Nobody has ever plunged like this, believe me. Navy handle, a flag up top, a big red cup, and my tie wrapped right around it, because even a plunger should look like a winner.
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