"PRESS SECERTARY" Lanyard
$14.00
The badge my press secretary wears, on a navy lanyard with gold edges.
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The Swoop Brush
$24.00
Only the best bristles. Four of them. Very strong bristles. Engineered for maximum altitude. Other brushes have hundreds of bristles, which is frankly a lot of wasted bristles. Comes in a gift box, with a red tie bow.
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Katie's face and Katie's motto, on both sides of a white mug.