"PRESS SECERTARY" Tee
From $30.00
Big white letters on a navy shirt, spelled exactly the way the President intended.
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"PRESS SECERTARY" Lanyard
$14.00
The badge my press secretary wears, on a navy lanyard with gold edges. Katie approved the spelling herself, very quickly, with tremendous confidence. Wear it into any room and walk straight to the podium. Nobody will stop you. Nobody ever stops Katie.
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