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"I Can't Read And I Approve This Message" Mug, a mockup photo.

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"I Can't Read And I Approve This Message" Mug

$18.00

Katie's face and Katie's motto, on both sides of a white mug. She approved this message the second she saw it, the fastest approval in the history of approvals. She didn't read it first. She didn't need to. That's how good the message is.

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  • Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.
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