The Swoop Brush
$24.00
Only the best bristles. Four of them. Very strong bristles.
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Golden Swoop Toilet Brush
$27.00
The best brush. Tremendous scrubbing. The bristles are 100% real, everyone says so. A golden swoop on a navy handle, a little red tie, and a holder with my face on it, so your bathroom knows who's in charge.
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