"The Best Golfer I've Never Beaten" Golf Balls
$25.00
Three premium balls with the hair and the tie on every one.
Accessories
Gold Medal Phone Case
$26.00
Stars, stripes and me with my gold medal, on the back of your phone. Every call you take will be a winning call. Some people say perfect.
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More tremendous merch
Participation Trophy
$39.00
Everyone's a winner. Mostly me. Two thumbs up on a marble base, for the office, the mantel, or anyone who showed up.
Certificate of Tremendousness
$5.00
Awarded for being almost as great as Donny. A printable certificate, sent by email, ready for your wall, your fridge or your performance review.