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"The Best Golfer I've Never Beaten" Golf Balls, a mockup photo.

Collectibles

"The Best Golfer I've Never Beaten" Golf Balls

$25.00

Three premium balls with the hair and the tie on every one. I've won every club championship I've ever entered, and several I didn't. These balls know the way to the hole.

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More tremendous merch

Participation Trophy

$39.00

Everyone's a winner. Mostly me. Two thumbs up on a marble base, for the office, the mantel, or anyone who showed up.

Certificate of Tremendousness

$5.00

Awarded for being almost as great as Donny. A printable certificate, sent by email, ready for your wall, your fridge or your performance review.

Donny's Deck Playing Cards

$19.00

All aces. Well, not all aces, the printer insisted on the other cards.

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