Rome, Italy (Platform Two, Ancient Side)
My Announcements for Rome's Colosseum Metro Stop
Rome opened a metro station at the Colosseum, with ancient finds on display. I rewrote the announcements.
Rome opened a metro station next to the Colosseum this week. It’s a museum station: the diggers found so much that about 350 objects are on display, from lamps to a wooden sword. The announcements were ordinary. I fixed them.
Platform Announcements, by Donny
“Next stop: the Colosseum. Doors open on the left. History opens on both sides.”
“Please mind the gap between the train and ancient Rome.”
“Passengers are reminded not to touch the wooden sword. It spent a very long time underground. It’s had a long day.”
“This station is a museum. Please walk slowly and look impressed. If you are already impressed, look more impressed.”
“Thank you for riding with Donny. The ancient Romans built roads everywhere and never once had a train. You’re welcome, Romans.”
A Note to the City
Rome built roads all over Europe two thousand years ago, and the subway took a little longer. I understand. Every time they dug, they found more history, and you can’t rush history. The station is beautiful. I’ve offered to record the announcements myself, for free, in my most historic voice.
Frequently Asked Questions
How deep does the station go?
Deep enough to reach ancient Rome. Mind your step.
Did you buy a ticket?
Yes, and I kept it. My first ticket to ancient Rome. Historic.