The Red Tie
$49.00
THE tie. A real one. The exact red that says "I mean business, and also I'm very powerful." It's long.
Apparel
Red Tie Socks
$16.00
Little red ties and little golden hair, all the way down. Your feet will look like they run a very successful company. Your shoes will be jealous. Sad shoes.
Coming soon. The store opens when Donny's payment people finish negotiating.
- Printed to order and shipped by Printful.
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