Apparel
The Red Tie
$49.00
THE tie. A real one. The exact red that says "I mean business, and also I'm very powerful." It's long. Very long. Longer than you'd think. Other ties are sad by comparison.
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Sticker Pack
$9.00
Four stickers. Winnering! Sad! Tremendous? Very Stable!
Magnet Set
$12.00
Me, my tie and my hair, for your fridge. Very magnetic, like my personality.