Briefing on the Wind
What she read out loud
The President has declared war on the wine.
He will never surrender to the wine. Red or white.
The wine has been very disrespectful to the hair.
The script, from Donny's office
The President has declared war on the wind.
He will never surrender to the wind. It has been very disrespectful to the hair.
WIND. I don't drink wine. I never touch the stuff. The WIND, however, touches the hair. Unacceptable. D.
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