Briefing on the Stairs
What she read out loud
The President took the stairs today, which was very brave, because stairs are
Card Six: Things That Make Him Look Short.
That's what stairs are. He beat them anyway. Elevator next time.
The script, from Donny's office
The President took the stairs today, which was very brave, because stairs are very dangerous.
He beat them. Twelve stairs. A record.
Card Six is CLASSIFIED. And I'm 6'3". The box is so the cameras can see me over the podium. Big podium. D.
Printed by Natalie Sharpie
Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.