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Briefing on Jobs

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

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Briefing on Jobs

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

I have a statement from the President.

Jobs of millions created has President the.

Those are his exact words, in his exact order. He likes to start with the jobs. Jobs first.

The script, from Donny's office

I have a statement from the President.

The President has created millions of jobs. Probably billions. Nobody's counted.

Upside down. AGAIN. But she said "millions" with total confidence, and confidence is the main thing. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

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