Briefing on the Budget
What she read out loud
Q: What's in the President's big, beautiful budget?
FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY. Next question.
Q: Is there anything in the folder?
There's a lot in the folder. Have you seen the outside? Very well made.
The script, from Donny's office
The President's big, beautiful budget pays for big, beautiful things.
A gold statue. A gold escalator. A smaller statue of the gold statue.
The folder IS well made. I picked it. Gold trim. People never mention the trim. D.
Printed by Natalie Sharpie
Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.