Briefing on Wellness
What she read out loud
Good afternoon. A wellness update, from the Secretary of Wellness.
[SECRETARY KALE WILL NOW INTERRUPT WITH A RAW MILK TOAST]
To the President! To milk! To jeans!
Q: Is he wearing a shirt?
He's wearing jeans. That's a whole outfit, and it's exactly what the President intended.
The script, from Donny's office
Good afternoon. A wellness update, from the Secretary of Wellness.
He'll say a few words. In a shirt.
A SHIRT. It was in the script. In capitals. Nobody reads. The toast was good though. Donny had a Diet Coke. D.
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