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Briefing on the Cold Plunge

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

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Briefing on the Cold Plunge

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

Good afternoon. The Secretary of Wellness has installed a cold plunge, and it is

Card Two: Where the Front Row Used to Be.

So it's in the front row. Please enjoy the splash zone.

The script, from Donny's office

Good afternoon. The Secretary of Wellness has installed a cold plunge, and it is in his own office, far away from all of you.

His OFFICE. Not the briefing room. The front row is soaked. He's still in there. In jeans. Waving. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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