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Briefing on the Secretary of Everything

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

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Briefing on the Secretary of Everything

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

Good afternoon. Please welcome the Secretary of State, National Security Adviser, Archivist and Acting Everything.

He'll take your questions, answer them, file them, guard them and then shred them, as Acting Shredder.

Q: How many hats is he wearing?

All of them. That's exactly what the President intended.

The script, from Donny's office

Good afternoon. Please welcome the Secretary of State.

He has one job today, and it's this one.

ONE job. He picked up four more on the walk to the podium. And a hard hat. Hard worker. Little, but hard. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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