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Briefing on the New Press Secretary

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

Parody. Stephen Smiller is a fictional cartoon character.

Briefing on the New Press Secretary

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

Good afternoon! I'm [YOUR NAME HERE], the President's new press secretary.

My badge says PRESS SECERTARY. That's the new spelling. The President spelled it himself.

I've read everything the President has ever written. Both things.

I'm not going to read into that.

The script, from Donny's office

Good afternoon. I'm Katie Saccharia, the President's new press secretary.

I've read everything the President has ever written, and it's beautiful.

Great first day. The badge is fine. Nobody here noticed. Nobody here reads. Tremendous team. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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