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Briefing on the Economy

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

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Briefing on the Economy

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

Good afternoon. I'll start with the economy.

The economy is very wrong.

It has never been wronger. The President is personally making it wronger every single day.

That's a direct quote, and it's exactly what the President intended.

The script, from Donny's office

Good afternoon. I'll start with the economy.

The economy is very strong.

It has never been stronger. The President is personally making it stronger every single day.

STRONG. With an S. She was very close. Great energy. D.

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