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Briefing on the President's Popularity

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

Parody. Stephen Smiller is a fictional cartoon character.

Briefing on the President's Popularity

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

The President is the most popular person in the history of rooms. [PAUSE FOR APPLAUSE]

[PAUSE LONGER]

[IF NO APPLAUSE, POINT AT FAKE NEWS]

I'm pointing at you. That was always the plan.

The script, from Donny's office

The President is the most popular person in the history of rooms.

Everybody in this room loves him, including the ones pretending not to.

The brackets are for YOU, not for THEM. But the pointing was good. Keep the pointing. D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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