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Briefing on the President's Vocabulary

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary. She reads every word on the card. Every word.

Katie Saccharia, Donny's press secretary, at the podium reading a paper upside down
Little Donny, waving, standing on a box beside her
Press Secertary Katie Saccharia

Parody. Katie Saccharia is a fictional cartoon character.

Parody. Stephen Smiller is a fictional cartoon character.

Briefing on the President's Vocabulary

Katie Saccharia, Press Secertary

What she read out loud

The President has the best words.

Tremendous, pronounced tre-MEN-dus. Bigly, pronounced BIG-lee, do not say "big league," he hates that.

Covfefe, pronounced however he says it today, check with him first.

I checked with him. He loved how I said it.

The script, from Donny's office

The President has the best words. Tremendous. Bigly. Covfefe.

Words so good the dictionary is still catching up.

The little letters in brackets are for HER, not for the cameras. Who prints these? (Me.) D.

Printed by Natalie Sharpie

Parody. Natalie Sharpie is a fictional cartoon character.

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